Location Not Found: How Vice Waypoint Never Found Its Way

Only Ahab’s chase after Moby Dick has rivaled my journey to write about the profound disappointment I have in Vice’s Waypoint. I’ve written several different articles at different occasions over the last couple of years trying to spell out said frustrations, and it just winds up being, like Waypoint, a incoherent, high-minded, overwritten “piece”.

The fault falls solely to me, the write up I did about the websites early days in my “Worst of 2016” was succinct in the problems I had at the time. And lo these couple of years, nothing has really changed. But I held out hope, believing that editor-in-chief Austin Walker would take the time and care to learn how to run a website, and grow it in to something. And he has grown it…in to…something.

If you look back to 2015, you can see why Vice found the idea of a Austin Walker helmed video game vertical all up in the Vice-flavored brand appealing. Walker, and the soon to be hired Patrick Klepek, had done some great journalistic work in the world of video games. Getting the scoop on the PlayStation 4 Pro being chief among their collective achievements. Both had a great many articles under their belt, and were good personalities on other websites and podcasts, that you could conceivably build a brand around the idea of their output. At Giant Bomb, Walker had fostered a freelance writer initiative that brought fresh voices and more perspectives to the stalwart brand, and in a much needed time in the face of a couple of “problematic” issues that plagued the site during that time. So much so that his hiring cynically seemed to be an attempt to assuage this problem.

And at first you could be fooled in to thinking that Vice’s Waypoint would be a “thinking man’s video game site”. Scanning over the iTunes reviews the words “cerebral”, “intellectual” and “thoughtful” come up like they were spit out by an algorithm. At the time, the discussions were a bit high-minded…intellectually a bit shallow…but the site was in its infancy, and would presumably grow and change with time. This being a video game focused site, the intellectual bar is pretty low and the addition of like-minded hosts could buoy the slack in the smarts department.

This was not to be the case as the next couple of hires, Rob Zacny and Danielle Reandeau, portended a less cerebral bent and lean to a more emotional pop culture one.

Had Waypoint set out to be a personality driven website, like a lot of video game websites, the personalities on display left a lot to be desired. Moreover, the intellectual gulf between the various personalities was on full display from the outset. Listening to the twice weekly podcasts, it becomes readily apparent that the other hosts are trying to up their smarts games, to even begin to level with the likes of a Austin Walker, and come up short. The “pieces” written echo that tired tilt towards overwrought opening paragraphs of social justice tinged baloney that tenuously attempts to tie in to the video game or topic at hand.

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If the website was Austin Walker and three other Austin Walker types, I think Waypoint would be something special. But it being Austin Walker and three video game writers of middling intelligence, you feel the strain of the others trying to sound intelligent, thoughtful, “cerebral” and failing. Rob Zacny is a modern day Paul Kinsey type that epitomizes try hard douche intellectual (which fits well in the Vice brand, notwithstanding), and Danielle Reandeau seems to reside in the hypocritical social justice ideology of “I’m a nice person, therefore I can say shitty things and that’s okay” mindset that was old even when it was started. Not to mention she’s probably the weakest link in all of the personalities in terms of what she brings to the Waypoint table. Hell, if Austin Walker doesn’t try to make chicken salad out of chicken shit, making her managing editor and lead host on one of the podcasts, all to no avail.

The lacking personalities don’t help, but neither does the social justice grandstanding, and odd political talk. The added “exhaustion” from life…or something…being sprinkled in about every single article and podcast, really beggars the question “Who is this for?” Video games are niche enough on their own, is there some mutant gamer that loves video games and vapid, facile sociopolitical discussion?

Waypoint doesn’t seem to know either as about every three months they trot out a new wrinkle to the brand. This year being a year of moving towards an embrace of being a pop culture website…like a Kotaku…or Polygon? So again, nothing new or fresh here…unless you’re dying to know how problematic a thing you like is to a marginalized person. This also flies in the face of my email from Walker explaining that Waypoint had their direction and voice firmly established. I found that largely untrue then, and even more so now that a couple years have passed and it seems as though the site is having a bit of an identity issue.

Most groan inducing has been this year’s heisting of a Polygon podcast feature: the disparate personalities reading their “pieces” and discussing them amongst themselves podcasts. While the Waypoint staff may think themselves awesome writers, they are not good performers and if you thought the “piece” was dry, atonal and overwritten to begin with, having them read their own work makes that abundantly clear. The discussion that follows is overdrawn and glib navel gazing writ large, and hardly ever boils down the “Why we game” thesis that the website masthead purports to adhere to.

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The hardest thing to witness during Waypoint’s tenure is Patrick Klepek try to navigate the duality he finds himself in. He’s not the best writer, but he’s seems like an okay guy trying to do good. But when he tries this “for serious” tone with his non news “pieces” it’s kind of laughable. Having spent the vast majority of his career in the games press, he just can’t relate very well when it comes to the social justice views of Waypoint.

The greatest tool a writer has is their integrity, and how it relates to their work. Having an opinion isn’t a crime, and no one should be able to rob you of the way you think about something, especially in the realm of “video games as art”. Time and again Klepek tests this by having a take and then if he’s in the minority quickly jerking away from the “wrong” opinion he has. On several occasions he has walked back his reviews or thoughts on a video game, a great example being his review of God of War getting push-back from none other than Austin Walker himself. Klepek resonated with the father/son dynamic, being a freshly minted father himself. Apparently this was a blind spot to more galling, problematic elements of the game. This lead to another “piece” wherein he states that arguments and viewpoints influence his thinking, and while he initially loved the game, may need to recalibrate. Funnily enough, he also talks about being frog marched away from his opinion on BioShock: Infinite, as if you didn’t need more evidence of his spineless nature as it appears in Waypoint.

Klepek’s scurrying tendencies make it hard to take him seriously as a writer or a person. There is a distinction between being open minded and being intellectually timorous in the face of opposing viewpoints and arguments. But if it’s not video game journalism, he’s kind of garbage in the punditry department. In addition to this, seeing as his previous work with Kotaku may have lost him a fair amount of contacts “in the biz”, it’s hard to really justify Klepek’s presence on the website these days. Waypoint doesn’t break video game news. It’s just one in a sea of countless reaction based video game websites that rewrite press releases for clicks. Excepting that Waypoint heaves a heavy sigh after each reaction, knowing that these articles are more popular than the contrived “pieces”.

Klepek is far from the greatest offender as the entire staff is often ham-handed in the way it approaches the serious topics of the video games industry. Workers unionizing in the has been at the forefront this year, but websites like Waypoint are not helping with their maladroit approach to this topic. During E3, several of the writers would bring up workers rights, in the middle of an interview, a game demo or standing in line to a food truck. Rob Zacny’s particular write up is galling in that he makes it appear as if he had struck a nerve and was having his interview shut down. With such clever nuggets as

|||“At this point Ubisoft’s PR handler, who had texted nonstop throughout the interview, is glaring” ||| and |||PR: Rob, I’m sorry, we’re just trying to stay pretty focused on the game. Happy to follow up with an email at a later time, we’re just going to try and I will respectfully ask that we [stay on topic]|||.

I’m assuming the brackets are his? Further, a careful reading proves that he is there to interview about a game, not discuss other topics. Most of the time these E3 junkets are public relations firms that were hired to show off a game, they have no idea who or what made the game. And so to be put on the spot by a “journalist” looking to grab a gotcha for some clickbait is a bit nauseating to me. Not to mention that Zacny has time to interview someone and check to see if someone else nearby is glaring. Truly profound levels of muckraking are being revealed!

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More loathsome is Waypoint’s chasing of the “hot new multiplayer game the kids are in to”, being all about PUBG one moment, then Fortnite the next. It wouldn’t be such a pity had the site not went out of it’s way to be all high-minded in the first place. To see it chase other sites and liberally steal their ideas instead having their own and trying to be unique in a sphere largely comprised of four shaved apes getting excited over flashing lights and loud sounds is where my true disappointment lies.

It’s also clear to anyone who is familiar with Waypoint that Austin Walker is in over his head as editor-in-chief. You can’t really argue with the man taking the gig when it was offered to him, who wouldn’t? But in the years since, it’s apparent that his attempts to learn on the job are largely why the site is so stagnant and now chasing the other video game websites instead of leading them. No finer case can be made than the one of last year’s NierAutomata forced feminization fan fiction that not only was published on the front page of the site, was also heavily edited by Walker himself.

A colossal blunder to be sure, especially considering how delicate the sensibilities of Waypoint’s audience. Then a hastily written apology, posted on the Spartan forums from Walker himself that read more like “I’m apologizing, but I don’t know why.” that ends in a similar coda that wafts off the website like a stale fart: “I’ll try harder in future.”

But that’s all Waypoint in the scant few years of its existence, a promise to be better, to try harder to be the ideals that Austin Walker set forth in the beginning. But they’re all cinder and ash now as the site has become a content vulture with aptly “tired” viewpoint, even by today’s standards.

It might not matter for much longer anyways, with Vice looking to reduce staff and consolidating lower performing verticals, presumably ones like Waypoint. This would explain the sudden shift towards more pop culture focus, though it’s no better a fit for the staff than the niche sociopolitical video game focused website they’re fleeing from.

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Location Not Found: How Vice Waypoint Never Found Its Way

Video Game Review: Marvel’s Spider-Man (PS4)

Marvel’s Spider-Man is the kind of game that’s a time capsule of sorts. Bury it in the ground, and in a decade of so, dig it up to see exactly what a modern game was in 2018: an open world, graphically photo realistic, light-RPG leveling up system, tchotchke collect-a-thon, skill tree laden, stealth section having, dozen hour story, Batman Arkham combat video game. With the lone mechanic being a beautifully rendered recreation of the lone Spider-Man game mechanic that anyone cared for: the web swinging in Spider-Man 2 from ye olden days.

This isn’t to say that Spider-Man is a bad game per se, more that it aims straight at the 8.5 review scale in terms of not trying to establish anything new in the genre and preferring to be a culmination of this video game generation’s best elements. In 2018, it finds itself in good company with the likes of God of War essentially doing the same thing with its mechanical overall. Hey, Spider-Man does include that “paternal” Last of Us element with the inclusion of Miles Morales! Outside of the odd omission of micro transactions, it is 2018 The All Video Game™.

Outside of all the video game nonsense, Spider-Man is a great story wise. It has all the hallmarks of what most people know of the character, Peter Parker being constantly late and besieged by life, trying to balance the being a great superhero, but also trying to have a life and the push pull soap opera that is what people love about Spider-Man. Taking place eight years in to Peter Parker starting his career, being fresh out of college, and largely unemployed the drama is at an all time high!

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The great thing about Marvel’s Spider-Man is that it subverts the fans of the comic at every turn. In the game, Peter works as a lab assistant for Otto Octavius, a brilliant scientist trying to help the world with artificial limbs powered by science. Right at the beginning of the story, a freak accident happens while the doctor is experimenting. Knowing that Otto eventually becomes one of Spider-Man’s greatest arch-villains Dr. Octopus, the fan expects that this is the moment…instead the story pivots away. Nothing happens. This comic book subversion happens more than a few times in the game’s story and it’s refreshing that the developers took this route. It’s just too bad this bravery in tone and scope didn’t get out to the gameplay, which is as stale and staid as the aforementioned list of uber game design tropes scattered throughout it.

Spider-Man being an open world game apparently necessitates that the developer fill it with all matter of collectables. These show up in the form of tokens that can be collected and are necessary if you wish to level-up Spider-Man to make him…better? Honestly, many of the upgrades seemed to have little effect on the gameplay, aside from having more of them on hand to use. It being an Insomniac developed game; the developer takes liberties with the lore of Peter Parker being a mechanical genius and devises several clever toys that he can use to aid him in game. Outside of the web-slingers, I largely found the rest of them to be useless and hardly worth the effort to get more tokens to upgrade them.

Even more galling is the notion that there are six brands of upgrade tokens in the game. The only token collectable that I even felt compelled to seek out were the backpacks strewn throughout the city that contained little lore nuggets. I found that a fantastic touch, on top of the fact that I had somehow found a few dozen on them during the course of playing the game. Problem is, I then had hell of backpack tokens and never had to be called on to expend them on any upgrades.

Outside of being used to facilitate tool upgrades, the tokens are also used to unlock various Spider-Man costumes. In theory, this is great, especially for fans of the comics, but after you unlock the bulk of them the sad truth that they’re all pretty samey and lame rears its ugly head. Half of the costumes are some form of black, and anecdotally are antithetical to the gameplay. Spider-Man can be arduous at times to control, he can be a tad sticky, but when you can’t even see him during the darker portions of the game, what’s the point? I guess he does look cool doing Spider-Man stuff.

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There’s a duality to the controls of Spider-Man that is amazing to behold. While not as sticky as an Assassin’s Creed protagonist, you can find yourself getting pretty frustrated at how fluidly Spider-Man can control during the web-slinging flying high in the sky antics, but when he hits terra firma can be a little slow and aimless. Honestly, how can he run faster up a side of a building than he can in a straight light on the ground?

Oftentimes, Spider-Man somehow can’t navigate around a corner of a building or move from a wall to the ceiling during the more stealthy portions of the game. This is something that previous Spider-Man games nailed, so it’s really odd. It got to the point where I didn’t even bother trying to be sneaky and just dropped the floor and beat bad guys in they ass. It also doesn’t help when a lot of the “stealth sections” just transition in to a wave based beat-em-up section. Oh hey, another All Video-Game™ thing it does!

The one aspect of Marvel’s Spider-Man that is the worst is the forced stealth sections that are presented as some form of break in the action. Which, in the beginning acts of the game, where you can play hours upon hours as Spider-Man can be a neat little respite from all the web-slinging. Nevertheless, in the last act, when the game sneaks in two more, it is a sin most devious that is not only narratively useless, but absolutely destroys the pace of both the story and gameplay. All for antibiotics and the location of the end boss? Come on, Spider-Man could’ve done those on his own.

The stealth sections are bad and even with the mid-game “upgrades” of being allowed to use technology to move threats out of the way, do not get any better. This is the one thing that should be excised out of the obvious sequel, but that we all know is only going to be expanded upon and given gameplay band-aids to make it tolerable, at best.

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Spider-Man the comic book is known for the it’s vast array of characters and it’s in this that the video game does not disappoint. You got your Aunt May’s and your Mary Jane’s, and so on. The rogue’s gallery that is most familiar to the average person is on hand, though they aren’t really given much time to shine on their own. This culminates in the end game boss fights being each of the Sinister Six pairing off to fight Spider-Man. This was cool the first time with Vulture and Electro, but after that, it becomes clear that the developers didn’t have enough time to flesh out better solo boss fights, robbing the game of some crucial Spider-Man feel.

But if you came in looking for the 2018 All Video-Game™ you will not be disappointed as Marvel’s Spider-Man is jam packed with quick time event laden cut scenes and set piece moments that are amazing to behold. This is probably a Sony mandate as this year’s God of War largely got up to the same thing, then again, which is what the series is known for. It fits very well in the comic book laden world of Spider-Man though and lends great impact to gameplay. Excitedly, in the menu, you can completely turn off the quick time events and the game will just do them for you. More games need to do this immediately as I am an old man and my hands hurt. I don’t have time to mash buttons for dramatic effect these days.

This is what makes Marvel’s Spider-Man game such a great 2018 video game time capsule: it doesn’t take risks and is extremely average in everything it aims to do, trying to satisfy every one of its players. Those looking to collect a litany of baloney, those looking for a deep well acted dozen hours long story, those looking to unlock various things and upgrade stuff, those looking for shallow-but-satisfying combat that doesn’t ask much from you but yields great results if you think about it a bit, those looking for a game to show off on their fancy TV’s and on and on. It being a superhero video game, the bar is still set pretty low and the only other game to have cleared it is a bit of the Batman Arkham games. So that it is such an average product is something that’s truly in its favor.

Video Game Review: Marvel’s Spider-Man (PS4)

Video Game Review: God of War (2018)

Despite a move to another realm filled with a new pantheon of gods, a behind-the-shoulder camera view, a dope ax and the addition of a son, God of War in 2018 is pretty much the God of War you know and love. Even its reliance on the pastiche of other game mechanics being stitched together to form its gameplay is given a modern reboot with a RPG-ish upgrade elements. Who knew that Kratos would need armor and a skill tree coupled with a father/son journey to become relevant again?

All that aside, God of War really relies on the ability for you to sympathize with Kratos and Atreus as they go on an epic journey to spread the ashes of their beloved wife and mother Faye. The father/son foundation ties in to other narrative elements of the various paternal/child bonds and the dichotomy found throughout the games run-time. Few pantheons can really exploit this fucked up familial milieu better than the Norse mythology, and though there is a fear of it feeling “played out” these days, does a fairly decent job of providing color and an interesting new setting for Kratos to stomp around in and maim it’s denizens in.

The over-the-shoulder, “never cutting away from Kratos” camera is the apex of what director Cory Barlog’s vision for this new God of War and this is the main point of contention I have with the game. The entirety of God of War feels as though it is made up of compromises and concessions to Barlog’s vision for the game in regards to this camera system, regardless of how much it affected game play or not. The combat being chief among them.

God-of-War-4K-gameplayIn what feels like a modern heist of the Arkham series, the over-the-shoulder camera fits in nicely with the new look vibes of God of War, and isn’t much of a problem as you explore the environments, solves puzzles and the like. That is until you begin to realize that you kind of have to look everywhere as there are things hidden in the ceiling or just out of view of the camera, as it seems the default is persistently pointed downwards, presumably to emulate Kratos’ eye line. Several times early on in the game, I’d miss puzzle elements or hanging items because the camera failed to give me an operative view of the environment.

Unlike the Arkham series, the camera stays fixed up Kratos’ ass and it becomes nigh impossible to get a good read on the area when you’re in combat. It what feels like a concession, little guide arrows pop up behind Kratos and change color depending on closeness and imminence of attack. Further, Atreus (and later on disembodied head Mimir) will call out enemy positions. This is more annoying than helpful, as often, Kratos is swarmed in combatants and being told you have enemies coming up on your right flank as you’re in the midst of a crowd controlling combo serves no real purpose in that moment and you take needless damage.

And look, I don’t mind that the enemies you fight don’t follow Kung Fu movie rules and wait their turn for you to beat they ass, I just wanted the camera to pull back from Kratos a bit, so I could position him better. The camera being so close to the action allows for that classic visceral combat that God of War is known for and it adds that intimacy that makes some of the better kills stand out, but with the sparse bench of enemy types in this game, it wanes rather quickly and it’d be nice to just have the camera pull back.

The camera is also a hindrance in the boss fight with a giant dragon about halfway through the game. The camera tilts upward to offer a better vantage in the battle, but then you can’t see when items like health fall the ground. Even the Resident Evil 4 style beacons shooting up off them doesn’t really help in navigating their relation to Kratos and I found myself just massing the “O” button stomping around in the vain hopes of getting some much-needed health.

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The camera issues persist even in the light “open-world” exploration elements, where I had to really work the right stick to navigate the hub world or find pertinent caves and streams that would take me to the next area. I haven’t had this much issue with a video games camera in nigh on a decade, so it’s nice to see that come back around in the 2018.

While the story of God of War focuses on Kratos and Atreus as they strengthen their tenuous familial bond throughout the journey, fathers and mothers and their various progeny seems to make up the bulk of the surrounding narrative as well. With the primary antagonist Baldur being the son of Freya and the late game revelation of their strained relationship. The other set of antagonists, Magni and Modi, are the shitheaded sons of Thor that seem to be doing the bidding of Baldur. All the way to Odin, the “all father” being a more understated role in all of this, but still having his presence loom large over the game proper.

With all of the family drama teeming in the narrative, sadly the vast majority of it happens in the deep margins of the story, or in the case of Freya and Baldur, the last few moments of the game. It loses its effect in the face of what is supposed to be the main draw of the father and son journey. Nevertheless, this means that you have to really be on board with dad Kratos and want him to become a good father to Atreus, even though he is carrying the supposed heavy burden of his past, which is the meta-narrative if you’ve been a longtime fan of the God of War series.

Moreover, while yes this is a soft reboot of the franchise, seemingly giving Kratos a new pantheon of gods to kick in, it’s basically God of War 4, trappings and all. It does little to reestablish the franchise in a meaningful way, preferring to continue the copying of elements from others games and cramming them all in one God of War flavored place. Adding light role-playing elements, leveling up Kratos, picking up various colors of loot and padding out the story with side quests could be considered new and fresh if you have never played anything but God of War, which is silly. Therefore, it stands to reason that the hook of the Kratos/Atreus story is where the game is going to hang its hat.

https _blueprint-api-production.s3.amazonaws.com_uploads_story_thumbnail_70888_02d19f65-a88e-4cde-8f08-a2711cd556eeWhat if you don’t cotton to it though? Outside of a couple of choice “set piece” scenes, the story of God of War is one you’ve seen time and again, though this time with a character many players are familiar with his particular baggage. This meta layer is nodded to several times and does make the narrative more worthwhile if you are a fan of the series.

While great care was taken to make Atreus a character you relate with and become fond of, I found several times in the story some level of dissonance pop up with his characterization. This being a video game, it’s bound to happen as characters that are designed to be helpful can’t shut down completely as that would rob you of the precious gameplay benefits. But it was a bit jarring in the back half of the game when he becomes an asshole for a couple of hours, then gets set straight by Kratos and is then back to his cheery helpful self again as if that bit of character growth didn’t stick or something?

This is where the other point of contention arises in the games pacing issues in the last third of the game.

It’s as if the games developers really wanted to nail down the father/son narrative as a foundational element in the beginning, even if it made the late game story bits turn out a bit shallow. Maybe the back end of the game is where I should’ve focused on the side quest sojourn instead of in the early to middle. Especially seeing that Kratos doesn’t unlock his entire skill set, and the ability to fast travel anywhere, until the last third of the game.

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Considering that I pretty much wrapped up the majority of side quests, I made a beeline from the end of act two to the end of the game. This is the point where the story’s pacing issues really bore fruit, as Atreus goes through his petulant phase, there’s two set piece level brawl boss fights with Baldur, a return to a couple of previously visited areas and then the endgame. None of it has nearly the impact that it should have, and it feels largely underdeveloped, as if the developers just ran out of time to really flesh it out. Which is odd considering that God of War isn’t a short game by any stretch of the imagination.

This under baked notion also pops up in the other realms Kratos and Atreus visit throughout the game. With two of the five realms being overblown combat arenas and Jotunheim just being a linear path to the top of a mountain set piece for end of the game narrative business. While the main thrust of the campaign takes place in Midgard, and it is indeed chock full of places to explore and things to do, it would’ve been nice if all the realms visited in the game had more going on in them aside from looking very pretty.

If you find the notion of Kratos “redeeming’ himself by bonding with his son, coming to grips with how much of an asshole he was in the past and trying to guide Atreus down a better path kind of vanilla and uninteresting, then God of War kind of leaves you hanging, as Balrog’s vision has no room for anything but slavish adoration for the narrative arc of the Kratos and Atreus adventure. In this the game retains its place in the God of War series as being full of set piece boss fights, visceral combat and being a showpiece for the PlayStation 4 console.

 

 

 

 

Video Game Review: God of War (2018)

Video Game Review: Secret of Mana (PS4)

Nostalgia is a bitch.

And so it goes with SquareEnix releasing the Secret of Mana remake for PS4 and PSVita. From the announcement, I was very aware that this wasn’t going to be what everyone wanted it to be. I mean, come on, we’re talking modern SquareEnix here. With the occasional “update” showing off less than stellar voice acting, coupled with stiff gameplay, it was little surprise that this remake of Secret of Mana wasn’t so hot.

If you’re a fan of the Mana series, then you are completely aware just how abusive that relationship can be and how disappointment is just baked in these days. Even with the same director, Koichi Ishii, at the helm of most of franchise, the Manaverse isn’t really that good outside of Secret of Mana and Seiken Densetsu 3. With this remake, the legacy continues unabated.

What struck me most about playing Secret of Mana was that, warts and all, it’s stupefyingly faithful in its adaptation. I wish I could say I found it endearing, but more found myself just being stymied as to the “Why?” of it.

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Why go through all the effort to maintaining the stiff, rigid nature of the movement from the old game? Every time I would saddle up to an NPC, I would have to wait for the entire party to slot in to place. When I would use the cannon service to move about the world, I would have to watch the rigid; 90 degree based grid movement as the party marched up the stares and then glided in to the cannon. The shopkeepers, who looked to just be jigging about in the old game, have been given updated animations that look like they’re having seizures and shitting their pants. Moreover, so many more just baffle the mind!

The game is sold as being “lovingly” crafted from the ground up, but I don’t think anyone would have been too upset that the characters moved about freely, hell, they adjusted the combat to be 360 degree movement instead of the stiff cardinal direction based of old. Outside of combat and interacting with NPC’s the game still maintains the fluidity of the old game, and in some cases adds to it, making it feel fresh…like you’d think a remake should.

But some of the decisions made in this game are mind-boggling!

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The Action Grid, something the old game used to help mitigate the horrid nonplayer AI, is reduced to a fistful of options that do nothing to help those who wish to play Secret of Mana solo. In addition to this, the AI is much stupider in the remake, meaning you have a lot more of that classic babysitting to do if you want to have a good time. If you don’t tell your AI companions what to do, they’ll just chill out and stare at the wall or something.

In what you would think was an olive branch to modernization, an autosave function is introduced. It’s in the playing of the game, and the numerous times it crashes, that you realize that the feature was introduced as a lazy stopgap, instead of fixing and addressing the issues that cause the problem in the first place.

A lot talk around this game is the nostalgia-fueled disappointment that it’s not the Secret of Mana we all remember. Which is valid, and I empathize with those like Game Informer’s Kimberly Wallace, who talked about the fond memories she had playing the game multiplayer with her grandpa. I too, have a similar story, playing through the entirety of the game with my babysitter, back when the game came out. But there was a lot more surrounding the game than just the fun multiplayer of the game.

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In fact, it’s been in the recent years replaying of the game that I discovered that Secret of Mana just isn’t a good solo JRPG experience, and I’d dare add that I think a lot of people that would play it multiplayer today would find it a bit…lacking. Because the game was of a time, and for a lot of us, myself included, it was the first JRPG we ever got a hold of that didn’t bore the shit out of us or bulldoze us with mechanics and game systems too dense for adolescent comprehension.

If I recall at the time, Nintendo Power ran a hybrid third person narrative/strategy guide that really fleshed out the gappy, threadbare plot of the game and gave the player some direction in a game largely devoid of it. In later years, we would learn of Secret of Mana’s storied development and how much of it had to be scrapped to fit on a tiny SNES cart instead of the CD based system it was planned for. You could also say a rushed English translation didn’t help things either.

Multiplayer RPG’s have also come a long way, and when you have something like the Diablo series out there to take the place of something like a Secret of Mana, going backwards just doesn’t scratch that itch anymore. Especially considering how even this remake includes the late game obtuse difficulty spike.

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Again, the decision-making on display leaves a lot to be desired. Building the game from the ground up, SqaureEnix could’ve balanced out the entire gameplay experience. Instead, they do that here and there with some of the enemies, namely the werewolves that would mercilessly kick your ass all over the place if you weren’t careful. Now, they present little issue, meanwhile the Chobin Hoods remain the most lethal ass snipers in all the land…growing even more proficient with the addition of total 360 degree movement.

Then again, it’s hard to judge just how well balanced the game really is. I regularly play through Secret of Mana every so often and know its wrinkles and bullshit well. With the new game being a one-to-one remake, I breezed through bosses and enemies like it weren’t no thing. Even assholes like the Spiky Tiger, which was a hell of wall in the old game, presented absolutely no challenge.

I don’t envy SquareEnix when they decided to remake Secret of Mana, but I wonder whom they were aiming the games release at. Old gamer fogies like me? I absolutely had no problem forking over the ridiculous $40 asking price, because I love Secret of Mana and wanted to see just how badly SqaureEnix would mangle it. Then they just literally remade it, warts and all, and I can’t be too upset about it. Though I do wish the game didn’t look and feel so cheaply made and rushed. But what can you expect from modern day SquareEnix, tender love and care for their old games and their respective fan bases?

Nevertheless, I do wonder what the kids these days think about the game. They hear legends from the olds about how revolutionary Secret of Mana was, and at the time, it was absolutely true. Robbed of that context, and most of the modernization a remake would likely bring, they surely can’t be that impressed with what ma and pa gamer were prattling on about.

 

 

Video Game Review: Secret of Mana (PS4)

Worst of 2017

 

While 2017 was indeed a great year for entertainment and the like, there was plenty to dislike…nay, hate about the year.

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Comic Books Vice like Grip on Entertainment Media

What started the year as yet another “Marvel” header for my Worst of 2017 list slowly grew and mutated into what is today, a catch all for comic books everything!

It should go without saying that I didn’t care for a single damn thing Marvel put out this year, from the litany of undercooked Netflix and network shows, to the ancillary, not wholly owned Marvel products like way up it’s own ass and shitty CGI-laden Legion, The Gifted and abysmal Inhumans…to the movies…one of which managed to crack the top ten of the 50 Best Superhero Movies of all time. That’s right…Thor: Ragnorok…barely two weeks old at the time…cracked the TOP 10 of a giant list of superhero movies. Give me a fucking break!

Which lead in the tail end of the year award season being pooh-poohed because it dared to not award Logan or Wonder Woman with any nominations? They are like totally worth being considered for maybe like even Oscars, that’s how compelling and great they are.

If…and this is a great if…either of those movies was worthy of a nod, I would transcend my blazing disinterest and apathy in superhero movies these days and agree that they should be recognized as something of note. Logan and Wonder Woman did nothing to deserve recognition.

Well, I would argue that Logan displayed massive balls in not only copying the plot and framing of the movie Shane, but then all meta “tongue-in-cheek” show a good chunk of said movie in the film…that’s some balls! Giving Wolverine movie cancer and a daughter redemption plot doesn’t equal award season gold!

Wonder Woman is the plot of Captain America: The First Avenger…but with a lady. Gal Gadot is hot, and looks great Wonder Woman-ing around…but she cannot act and the Wonder Woman movie does everything in its power to mitigate the actresses weaknesses by making every one else on Thermiscura speak with a shitty Gal Gadot accent. The villains are cartoonish…even for a superhero movie and the British as fuck bad guy awkwardly CGI melded with a stupid giant piece of armor climax fight was stupid as well. I guess you could reward Wonder Woman for not shitting the already reeking DCEU bed further and clearing the very low bar of female comic book hero movies?

Speaking of rip-off Spider-Man: Homecoming liberally heisted most it’s best plot elements from John Hughes movies, but when most of your fans aren’t remotely interested in any other movie outside the MCU I guess you can just do that and not get called out for it. Even if you pull a Logan and literally show the scene you’re ripping off in the movie.

Here’s to another great decade of superhero movies!

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Nier: Automata

I’ve never wanted to like a game more than Nier: Automata. What appeared to be the digital peanut butter and chocolate I’ve longed for: coupling a Platinum Games’ combat system with a nonsensical anime ass JRPG plot about sexy robots kicking the shit out of unsexy robots and having an existential crises about it for dozens of hours.

I even knew what to expect going in. I knew that I would need to play the game a few times, deal with similar gameplay elements and the like…”beat” the game a few more times to truly get what narrative Nier: Automata was selling. Nevertheless, I couldn’t do it. I know it’s Japanese as fuck, but you can only bury your game so far down in redundant anime and repetitive gameplay bullshit before I’ll yield.

Perhaps the blame for this allergy to obtuse game design came from playing the ass end of Bravely Default’s “endgame” a few times and being rewarded with slight tweaks to the ending. Fuck that game and fuck Nier: Automata for hiding away its better elements in sub par, repetitive gameplay.

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Baby Driver

Maybe you had to watch this movie in the theaters to truly get it. Like a Fast & Furious movie is a great little mindless watch, but it comes to life in the movie theater with the cars and explosions and the like rumbling your mind senseless.

To me there’s been a precipitous drop in quality with Edgar Wright’s work starting with Spaced. I think he’s a great collaborative director, but on his own, his films are always…twee. They are all sizzle and no steak…like pop music or whatever shiny disposable artifact that you would parallel his stuff with. Tastes great while you’re chewing it, but you can’t remember it when it’s gone.

After a great opening scene that would portend an instant classic…Baby Driver mashes the twee button and just doesn’t relent for the next unwieldy two-hours run time with a scene of the titular Baby bringing coffee to his heistmates. There’s lyrics superimposed on the background and other twee elements that instantly ejected me from the movie.

Baby Driver spends way too much of it’s time trying to be clever and making sure you the viewer know it. But what’s more galling is that after awhile you begin to realize you’ve seen elements of this film before. As if Edgar Wright just took his favorite elements of various films and just…”remixed” them. It’s a problem I’ve had with Mr. Robot as well, this copy-of-a-copy-of-a-copy pop culture pastiche that has seemingly eroded any originality one could bring to the cinematic arts.

And while Baby Driver boasts a fantastic cast, they are all wasted with insipid dialogue, inconsistent characterizations and a refusal to follow any logic outside of “because plot”. Ansel Elgort and an atonal Lily James have no chemistry, and I half wonder if Anna Kendrick wasn’t supposed to be the “adorkable girlfriend”. The plot of the movie is very stupid, and not in that fun Fast & Furious way. Moreover, for some action/car/heist movie it is overly long and has one of the stupidest endings I have ever seen.

The only redeemable part of Baby Driver is the driving sequences, those were dope!

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The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild

Okay…I’m being hyperbolic here…Breath of the Wild wasn’t the worst by any stretch of the imagination. It’s a great game, and I put dozens and dozens of hours in to it earlier this year. I could be more specific if Nintendo had some sort of counter to tell me, but I’m merely guessing. I beat it. I do know that.

Breath of the Wild’s problem is that while it’s great open world game, it forgot to still be a Zelda game.

Clearly the inspiration for the game was the original NES Zelda, where you could go anywhere your heart desired, to parts that would kick your heart in the dick and send you to the GAME OVER screen, to try again from the start screen. And Breath of the Wild has that feeling in spades, I was constantly getting my shit pushed in by lowly enemies and frantically cycling through stick weapons as I would break dozens trying to kill two bad guys!

The weapon degradation system was bullshit, easily. Even the mighty Master Sword was not immune from its bullshit, as it would “break” and need to recharge. It would stay whole during boss battles and Hyrule Castle, but it wasn’t the most powerful weapon to use. Goddamn if I didn’t primarily use it though! I’ll take a few more whacks at an enemy if it means I don’t have to pause the game and shuffle through a dozen hoarded weapons every five minutes!

Shrines are a great idea, but they aren’t dungeons. I get their necessity in the game world and the give/take design they foster between grip meter and heart containers. However, I would’ve enjoyed if some of those shrines were cobbled together to make a few dungeons. Did we really need 156 of the damned things?

The other problem with the shrines occurs if you have been playing games for more than a decade. Between Half-Life, Portal and any other of the myriad of physics based puzzle games, I’m somewhat good on that mechanic. Breath of the Wild offers a few wrinkles to that tried and tested formula, but sometimes I would’ve enjoyed fighting a Wingnut or Stafflos in a locked room for a dungeon key or macguffin. Instead, I had to stasis a block, then whack it a bunch so it could clear a gap, and press a button to open a gate. Fun…but only the first three dozen times.

Even the dungeon adjacent divine beasts were lacking! Great puzzle boxes to figure out, but mostly devoid of enemies or anything fun to do once you got up in them.

And the Zelda series has a pretty great bench of baddies, so why I was only fighting a fistful of the same guys repeatedly? The only difference coming as you got further in to the game and they changed color signifying a “level up”, making them more of a hassle, and things I just avoided in the back end of the game.

While Breath of the Wild wasn’t literally the worst, it was still very disappointing to play a Zelda game that had so little of what made the previous games in the series so great. I don’t mind the taking liberties with formula, and I loved all the small details Nintendo crammed in to the game, but they stripped out too much of the Zelda DNA. I was also super bummed that after keeping Ganon at bay for nearly 100 years Zelda wasn’t an old crone. It would’ve totally fit the dark and dire tone of the narrative if you rolled up on her after a century and her power was waning because she was old and dying, but nah we get young perky Zelda with that thick ass!

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American Gods (TV Series)

American Gods is a book that I really enjoyed, and had no problems with anyone trying to adapt it, be it for the big or small screen. Adaptations of Neil Gaiman’s work have been spotty at best, but there is no shortage of people trying to adapt anything of his. There’s a quality to his work that really shouldn’t be so hard to translate in to something just as magical as his written words.

With an amazing cast, and Bryan Fuller at the helm, you’d think this would be a slam-dunk…but I’m here to say….Nah, it didn’t do it for me.

I can’t quite pinpoint my problem with it. Maybe the expansion of certain plot elements that seemed to just be a fierce padding to the main plot goings on. Mainly the “B” plot of Laura Moon and Mad Sweeney, which dovetails with the “A” plot of Shadow and Wednesday in the finale…but…Meh?

If you look up “all sizzle and no steak”, I’m fairly certain you’ll see a picture of Bryan Fuller, a lot of his shows have that Tim Burton-lite esthetic that’s hard to ignore and all of his shows have great premises. It’s just that the execution winds up being so lacking, which makes watching American Gods so frustrating.

I’m fine expanding the roster of “Gods” to include more females, but when they’re done so abysmally, why even bother in the first place? Do we need a constant looming big bad to have a thread that runs throughout the season? For that matter, why expand Laura Moon if you’re not going to give her much to work with outside of her already two-dimensional book characterization? Did she need a tired road trip plot that really did nothing but pad the length of each episode and extend the plot out so that they could claw more than one season out of the books plot? It seems like a shitty parallel copy of the “A” plot road trip from the book, wherein the places Shadow wound up told much of the story. Be it with Shadow himself or the various old nigh on forgotten gods and their tragic backstories.

American Gods looks great, don’t get me wrong. It’s beautifully shot and looks expensive, but it doesn’t really do much story wise, and doubly so if you’ve read the book and were looking forward to a somewhat faithful adaptation. Oh well, there’s plenty of other Gaiman properties to cherish in the meantime.

 

 

Worst of 2017

The Best of 2017

2017 was a stellar year for entertainment of all kinds! So much so that narrowing down a list to just a scant few seemed impossible, but here it is.

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Transformers: The Last Knight

I don’t know if this movie broke my mind, or some earlier film did so, but I thoroughly enjoyed the fifth Transformers movie way more than any human possibly could have. Typically, when I participate in the summer blockbuster season, I take my brain out and just enjoy the flashing lights and loud sounds. No movie before has been that and so much more! This is also coupled with my new “coping mechanism” for dealing with movies these days: “Fuck you, that’s why!” This answer covers any question that your pitiful human brains desire for filmic competency and linear structure may come up with. This mechanism is applicable to all movies as well as one with such greatness as Transformers: The Last Knight.

Why is there a protracted King Arthur scene, nay other film narrative all up in the beginning of this movie? Fuck you, that’s why! and they introduce a dope ass dragon Transformer! Because…fuck you, that’s why! Why is Bumblebee fighting Nazi’s in a heretofore unexplained historical tinged flashback that would possibly retcon the entire “canon” of the films? Fuck you, that’s why!

Transformers: The Last Knight is Michael Bay at his finest, or at his worst, you can never really tell from one frame of this movie to the next. All the elements of a Bay film are here: hot girls, sweet looking cars, loud noises, flashing lights, dumb plot that loosely  threads the disparate tax write-off location based elements together. That the movie then tries to place the entire Transformers films in to some sort of cinematic universe is itself as brazen and dumb as to actually be genius!

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The Young Pope

There wasn’t a single television show this year that captured my entire being so much as The Young Pope. A ten-hour long foreign film that explores faith, humanity, tradition and mythology. Like most religions, it can be impenetrable to those who try to take on its singular elements without wholly giving over to its charms. Moreover, like most things that have to be taken on faith, The Young Pope cruelly refuses to answer the questions it poses or fails to even bother help you comprehend the larger picture its painting. Few shows demand patience and reward it like this show does, and that’s what makes it so great.

And to say nothing of just how beautifully shot the entire series is. The Young Pope is a visual powerhouse that delivers on how awe-inspiring Rome can be and why it is the seat of the Catholic Church. Jude Law is commanding in his role as the titular character and is supported by a great cast of known and unknown actors, with no real weak links to be found.

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Super Mario Odyssey

In a surprising toss up between this and The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild, Super Mario Odyssey came out on top.

It was a revelation to me seeing as I’m not the biggest 3D Mario fan. I don’t actively hate  them, but have always found that I enjoyed Mario more in his 2D outings and less so when I was trying to jump on a goomba….a goomba of all things…and would misjudge by just a hair and get hit by it. On the other hand, this same misjudging would lead to a fall off a platform, and other frustrations that always kept me on the outside looking in on 3D Mario games.

And look, Super Mario Odyssey still had those frustrating elements that kept me from truly enjoying past 3D Marios, and I had a goodly amount of bullshit “not-my-fault” deaths, but I think the capturing element is what truly made me enjoy the game so much. It broke up the monotony of “Woo-hoo!”-ing, hopping and bopping my way as Mario, misjudged and mistimed leaps and all. The captured creatures and enemies broke up the gameplay in such a way that I was still Mario 80% of the time, but I didn’t get frustrated banging my head against a particularly trying element as I could usually capture a nearby enemy and find something else to do for a moment.

The game is expertly paced as well, with the lesser kingdoms not demanding much of your time, and none of them really commanding much in the way of collecting to move on from it to perhaps a better kingdom more worthy of exploring. I was pleasantly surprised time and time again by what Super Mario Odyssey had on offer and that there was plenty of platforming to be found, though I do wish the 2D platform sections were more plentiful and challenging instead of the delightful aperitif it more often turned out to be.

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Final Fantasy Tactics

For years…nay decades I’ve always been one of those guys that would roll their eyes every single time a strategy-RPG would come out and those certain denizens of The Internets would cry that it wasn’t Final Fantasy Tactics (FFT)…and nothing ever would be…ever!

I’ve never been much of a Strategy-RPG man, but as I’ve gotten older, and presumably, more patient in my gaming tastes…not to mention how haphazard Japanese RPG’s can be these days, I decided to give FFT a turn.

Lucky for FFT that I have a hard rule for playing JRPG’s: play at least ten hours. That’s about the length of a typical JRPG “tutorial” and when the game finally trusts you to play it. FFT was no different, and in fact, at around the ten-hour mark it busts out one of the hardest skirmishes at Dorter Slums. I found it so hard I had to restart the entire game, play those early hours again, and was finally able to best it….barely.

After that point the game rarely stat checks you or offers much of a challenge, the only real difficulty coming from poor ally/enemy placement and wonky AI. By the time I finished the game I had a pain train team that was nigh unstoppable and dealt awesome damage so the end game and beyond offered nothing of note challenge wise. I can’t tell you if I actually got better at the game and its bullshit or the game stopped trying, but I never ran in to anything nearly as frustrating as the beginning dozen or so hours.

FFT boasts such a great, compelling story and gameplay that I’m surprised SquareEnix hasn’t remade it several thousand times. And woe be to you who wish to find something similar to play after you finish FFT as literally nothing compares…I have become one of those fans now!

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Big Boi: Boomiverse

Here is I was lamenting the sad state of hip-hop when Big Boi heard my cries for a fresh modern romp through the dirty south and released Boomiverse this past summer.

In a time when rap is apparently just mumbling over a beat during the third verse of a female pop singers umpteenth diss song, or just making noises, Boomiverse is a throwback to a time where rappers spit about real shit that mattered: big booty‘s, money and sex!

Tracks like “Chocolate”, “Freakonomics” and “Kill Jill” were truly great and I even found “Mic Jack” to be awesome even though Adam Levine shows up to try and ruin it.

I hardly ever find an album worth of extolling come years end but Big Boi’s third solo outing was too excellent not to say something about it.

 

 

The Best of 2017

Culture Review: Justice League

That I didn’t even know that Justice League was set to release upon the masses until about two weeks out should inform you to my “Hot Take™”. Look, I’m a nerdy white guy in my mid-30’s, of course I am compelled to unfurl my Hot Take™! I did not do my due diligence in reading reviews or giving a shit as to when the movie was coming out. I honestly thought it was going to be like next March or something! After Suicide Squad, I swore to the Batman on high that I would only watch movies with him in them. Which meant I still had to see Suicide Squad, which was a very big harbinger of things to come in the…DCEU?

I skipped Wonder Woman earlier this year because I don’t care about Wonder Woman, and was done doing my capitalist duty of “voting with my dollar”. It looked dumb, derivative and devoid of anything that would compel me to see it…and I was right. A recent viewing led to more head scratching as I saw nothing in the film that was being heralded as this giant turn around for the DCEU. Instead, it was just the plot of Captain America: The First Avenger, but with Wonder Woman in it.

This is also compounded by the notion that the DCEU is apparently the whipping boy for critics and their collective derision of superhero movies and Zack Snyder in particular. The same derision is extended to the likes of Michael Bay. It’s not without merit, but I’ve hardly found myself siding with critics any reviewers of any kind recently.

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Far from reviewing a piece of media…criticism these days is just an essay on the personal relationship a critic has with said media. I don’t get a nuance take on the film or why it’s found wanting or worthy of the one-and-a-HALF start review with text that doesn’t really back it up. I read a chunk of text, seen through the prism of whatever bugaboo the writer has and nothing more.

Of course, a feminist social justice flavored critic isn’t going to like the way that Gal Gadot is objectified in the film. Not even bothering to give examples, it’s just in there you guys…believe it! So much so that I humored the reviewer and looked for these nebulous male gaze fountain shots in the film. I guess that scene where Wonder Woman’s ass is framed in the foreground as she waits for Bruce Wayne from above her to deplane is one of the many culprits? I was even on the look out for the obvious camera pan from her ankles all the way up her leg to her ass then her boobs and then her face shotnothing. I mean, I am a man after all so my objectivity glasses aren’t up to par…but that I wasted any of my time trying to suss out said scenes shows just how inept our current critical class is.

Then you have the movie nerds, who with microscopic film vision, can somehow tell which scenes in the film have the weird Superman upper lip nonsense going on. In addition, they can tell with maximum assuredness which scenes were Zack Snyder flavored and which ones where Joss Whedon. No lies! It’s like they’re an insider or something…and were there or something…instead of…reality in which they weren’t and that aside from that pic Superman’s face that has been made a meme couldn’t tell you which Superman lip was CGI-ed or not!

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Moreover, what of the box office floppingness of the whole damn thing! The fact that the movie would need to clear three quarter of a billion dollars to break even is just plain silly. That it only made $90 million in its first weekend…DOOM! Well…DARKSEID!!!!
That speaks more to the absurd stakes of modern movie making…where an average superhero movie clearing the production budget of literally every other non-superhero movie in the calendar year is seen as a flop.

What’s more demoralizing is that Justice League was trying so hard to sprinkle some Marvel magic onto itself and play with the big kids, when what it was doing was just fine.

Yeah, maybe it’s not everyone’s cup of tea, but there are more people like me out there that appreciated the darker tone that Zack Snyder was infusing in to the DCEU. Was it an odd fit for Superman…kind of…but what can you do in the 21st century to add wrinkle to a character like that? Really? Even the notion of saving Lois Lane all the time is absurdly dated…but that’s about all she’s good for…as the movies have borne out. Why not give him a little edge?

Most of us knew that Man of Steel was the aperitif of what Snyder really wanted to get up to….The Batman. And what titillated a nerd like me was that he was seemingly fan of the Frank Miller old ass bemuscled refrigerator box with a bat cowl Batman, who gave zero shits and beat the shit out of everyone. What’s not to love?

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Nevertheless, all the doom and gloom of the Snyder DCEU wasn’t palatable…to some? I don’t know why Justice League is such a retread of the Marvel magic I guess we all love apparently? It’s a bummer! While not as cloying or uninteresting as the two Avengers movies…Justice League has a little too much Whedon twee bullshit in it. Everyone has a quip, there’s humanizing “comedy” scenes that are most definitely the accursed reshoots mumbled about on The Internets just sort of jammed in here and there. There’s about as much time with the heroes out of costume as in…and for some reason…a Zack Snyder film is constrained to an under two-hour run time. Yet, it works.

The movie also clearly needed more time in the oven. The CGI, while not as aggressively horrible as it is in most Marvel movies, isn’t up to par. In particular, a scene where Cyborg turns to his right to shout some lines looked super bad. Here’s hoping that patch that up before a home release.

That all being said, if you’re just going to copy The Avenger template you can’t help but not do better the third time round, right? The main villain is vaguely less forgettable than any other Marvel bad guy. The villainous ubiquitous minions of the film can absorb host bodies and double their numbers…or seemingly, there are plenty with which to give our heroes something to do. Hell, there’s an even a small family in the middle of the “showdown area” that you can…root for?…and ultimately saved by the heroes. Mercifully, there aren’t many scenes of the Justice League posed butt-to-butt quipping about some plan of action or other vague bullshit “Hey, let’s wait for Superman to get here and sort this out” scene.

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That’s the true letdown of Justice League: it transcends in to the same vanilla ass cookie cutter nonsense as the Marvel superhero movies. Well, now they at least have discovered neon what with Guardians of the Galaxy allowing them to go a little weird because it focus tested “Okay” with dumdums. At least with Zack Snyder the DCEU had an aesthetic and voice. The films in it were of the same ilk as the ones that came before it: they were films with superheroes in them, not superhero movies. The reason that the Tim Burton and Chris Nolan Batman movies stand the test of time is that they are films primarily. The Marvel movies are going to be the ubiquitous 90’s action movies that become cable filler. You don’t need to have watched any of them to understand them…they make loud noises and flash bright colors at you and end. That’s why you can’t name more than two Marvel movie directors…because they don’t matter in the grand scheme of things. There’s no vision and the only cohesion is the tone and color palette from movie to movie. Socket in superhero, socket in villain, socket in watered down narrative from comic books, socket in vague connective tissue to extended universe. Press print button.

My Hot Take™ is the DCEU’s only problem is executive malfeasance from Warner Bros. It’s what jammed up Suicide Squad last year, kicked in Wonder Woman a little earlier this year and did a bang up of job neutering Justice League. For good…or for ill WB should stand by its creators and let them hash it out. Why try to copy Marvel? They took the time to establish this juggernaut extended universe and they flushed a goodly amount of turds along the way. Making Justice League look and feel like any other Marvel movie isn’t a corrective it’s injurious.

 

Culture Review: Justice League